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« on: April 21, 2009, 09:49:42 pm » |
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Today was horrible! I ran out of duck tape today. I asked my dad if he would give me 10 dollars and if I could take the car up to the store. He asked me what the money was for and I told him that I wanted to get something to eat. He told me he would take me, but I couldn’t let that happen. How do you explain coming out of the store with 2 rolls of duck tape instead of food?
I just can’t stand the way it feels when my junk is free and flopping around like a fish out of water. I swear I hate my dad, and I’m never going to speak to him again! Times like this I wish I knew other triangle players. “Hey Paul, can I borrow some duck tape?” *sigh* I JUST WANT TO DIE!
I had a good time at work today, though. I normally get no costumers, but I got like 2 today. They wanted to do surgery on my nose, but I said no. I should have said yes. Then they shoplifted like 20 bags of potato chips in retaliation. Screw that, we have like a billion more in inventory, but they stole those too. How did they get into inventory?!?! Probably because the inventory guy is such a stupid $%&^@#. Oh, wait...that's me. And to think I was about to get a promotion.
Those stupid pit dumba$$e$ messed up our whole concert on Saturday. I'm section leader, so they are so done for. I'll kick all of their scrawny a$$e$ out of band! College band sucks. I should have quit during marching season, but I'm still convinced that band is cool.
Oh yeah, did I mention I'm the only person on my street who still plays N64? Duuude, when I get home after work I Ocarina of Time it! It's so awesome! John thinks I'm a nerd. I really should pay more attention to him. But I don't. Because I play N64.
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Ringo, if I were a bird, I would so poop on your head.
98% of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. Paste This In Your Signature if you like Bagels.
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iliketuhtles
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yo ho ho ho a pirates life for me
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 02:32:42 pm » |
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friends
"Welcome to art class!"
"Oh, uh...isn't this cooking? Sorry."
"Hi, Squidward!"
"NO, WAIT! THIS IS COOKING! COME BACK!"
"Dude, you're teaching art in the rec center. Calm down."
i luv pirates of the carribbean, finding nemo, and spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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john
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 02:43:10 pm » |
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You know you love it.
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Ringo, if I were a bird, I would so poop on your head.
98% of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. Paste This In Your Signature if you like Bagels.
90% of teenagers would die if MySpace had a system failure and was destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this in your signature.
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iliketuhtles
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yo ho ho ho a pirates life for me
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 06:06:14 pm » |
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i no i dont love it
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friends
"Welcome to art class!"
"Oh, uh...isn't this cooking? Sorry."
"Hi, Squidward!"
"NO, WAIT! THIS IS COOKING! COME BACK!"
"Dude, you're teaching art in the rec center. Calm down."
i luv pirates of the carribbean, finding nemo, and spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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