So yesterday Patti calls me and she's like, "Hey wanna go to the mall?" and I was like, "Uhh..OK" because you know, I had nothing better to do, so then I was like "LOLMALL VHI**** NAO WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!11111@@$#$!!!!&*%$@&!!!!WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So then we drove to Rockingham. Patti wanted to go to the one in Newton but I reminded her how mad she was when we walked in and there was absolutely nothing in there, so then I was like a genius for the rest of the day.
So first we went into Victoria's Secret. I was in heaven. 'Nuff said.

Then we went into Yankee Candle. I was like "YAY!!!!!! LOLCANDLES!!!!!!!!! Uhhh...no" so I went to the Apple store and played WoW on the computers until Patti called me saying she was hungry and then I was like, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! LOLFOOD!!!!!!!!"
So then we went up to the Food Court. There were a bunch of wannabe lolrestaurants that I laughed at. We ended up getting DQ because DQ is the sh*t. So then we went back downstairs and went to Barnes & Noble. WTF is Barnes & Noble doing in an lolmall? I spent the whole store in confusion.